EPISODE 2 – The Wall

The last episode the two sloshed characters were on their way home. They swayed on their way home taking a perfect sinusoidal path. The only unique thing about the sinusoids was that they were perfectly opposite. At one point of the time they were on the opposite ends of the road and the other moment they were together at the center of the road. The swaying experience cannot be explained, this is the best of my explanation. Only a person physically present there would be able to appreciate it. The only appreciation he would give is the burst of laughter that would last a lifetime.
They were trying to judge as to which one of the houses would be so honored to receive a golden shower. There was a sudden realization that they live in a civilized society and they were honorable gentlemen. With all the confusion in the mind they reach at last reach the house they live in. Our heroes are welcomed by the rhythmic howling of dogs. Mr.Ass says “Why the f*** do they have to howl? They give me the creeps.” Raka said, “Let them come here!!! We will have a good time shoving something up their a**”
The house in which they live in is a two-storied house with a huge grilled gate. The grilled gate would reach the first floor.
The eccentric characters come home and find that the grilled gate is locked. What do they now do now? Simple answer they search for the “Bent” key. The searched frantically for the key and realize that they left it safe at home. “S***!!!Why the f*** did you have to leave the Bent Key at home?” Raka said. Mr.Ass replies sheepishly “I forgot! Sorry” “What is the wait for lets start climbing up the gate” said Mr.Ass. Raka climbed up first. His build helped him a lot by just making him slip a leg after a climb. He took a nice snake like path up the gate and to the first floor. I think this feat would put Spiderman to shame. He would have never thought of such an artistic trajectory. It was Mr.Ass’s turn now. Raka instructs him from the first floor as to where he has to place his legs to climb the gate. Midway Mr.Ass totally gets confused with the trajectory and with a frustrated look in his face lets go of both his hands and asks “Where Next!!” Surprisingly he stood there on the gate without falling. Now I should add that this feat is unimaginable to any superhuman being.
They at last get home safely and after a few fags. Start their blabber. The coming episode will give a detail description of the blabber.

Oh! Man I can’t see what I am writing. Must be that I am real drunk.

Bye