EPISODE 1 - THE LORRY

For starters let me tell you a story that will just reveal the eccentricity of the two main characters.

THE LORRY

Here they start after a heavy day’s work towards the pub very close to our house (Most of the stories would have the same start --- The same pub is the starting point). They sit at the pub and order beer. This is their usual drink consumed at leisure and in “Plenty”. The most “Plenty” had been six pitchers each.
Today was a usual day. They went into the pub and ordered a pitcher of beer. It was then that the headwaiter heard their voices and came over. He recognized them from the previous day’s raucous. He came over and calmly suggested that we have a pitcher of white rum instead pitcher of beer. “Boredom is just an inch away from monotony”, they said and ordered the pitcher of white rum instead of the pitcher of beer.
Surprisingly the white rum did not look white but looked pink. It was strawberry flavored white rum. They hated strawberry but what could these poor mortals do, it had booze in it. They took three sips of the rum and they were floating in the air. The taste of the rum no longer seemed bad. They were downing the booze greedily. It was then that their favorite music started. They swayed to the music as usual.
This day was not as usual as described before because a CEO of a relatively unknown ad agency was there too. He saw the shirts (They were IIT sweat shirts) they were wearing and called them over. These guys just walked over to him and had a chat. Just after they knew that the guy was a CEO they put him in the GOD status and prayed to him. Their prayers were just circling around a job in the company. This is when they learned that “Beer cannot be bought. It can only be rented!!!”(The amount of beer you drink is proportional to the number of times you go to the toilet).
With this great knowledge and higher spirits they were leaving the pub. They never wanted to leave the newly met friend. They kept speaking about everything under the earth. The CEO starts his own sentimental story. He said that it was his parent’s anniversary but he couldn’t meet them. He read out the letter that he wrote to his parents. Letter was really affectionate except for the sporadic slur in the voice and the blur of the words.
A policeman came along and asked us to clear the place. The CEO stopped reading his letter and asked them to go home. From nowhere a person came and asked Raka for the some address. Mr.Ass says, “I will tell you the Address?” Raka says to the Person that he doesn’t know the address. Both of them were madly slurring with very little control of the words that are coming out of their mouths. Raka says “You! Shut up you are f***ing drunk!!” Mr.Ass says that he genuinely knows the place.
That person turned out to be a Lorry Driver who asked if they were interested in taking a lift. That was the first time they ever sat in a lorry they enjoyed the ride. Raka got off the lorry. He fumbled a lot in finding a proper hold for his foot. What does our Mr.Ass do now? He doesn’t care about anything like a foothold and jumps from the door into Raka’s arms. They were swaying all over road till they got to their house. The story ends with them having to climb the wall as they did not have the keys to the house.
The next episode will give a detail account of that part…

Bye.